Win a date with guitar shredder Marnie Stern

By Scott Morrow
January 23, 2013

Men! Want a chance to hang out with someone who can run circles around you on the guitar? You’re in luck, because Kill Rock Stars and Motormouth Media are taking applications to go on a release-date date with guitar shredder Marnie Stern. (That would be on or around the release of The Chronicles of Marnia on 3/19/13.)

Go here for the full spiel, but the basics are below — and sorry, vegan guys, she requires a love of chicken wings. Fill out the questionnaire below, and if you’re chosen (and in the New York area), KRS will cover the costs.

E-mail all applications to

Are you gainfully employed? Elaborate.
When / how long was your last relationship?
What are your hobbies/interests?
What qualities do you most enjoy in a woman?
List any anti-depressants you currently take:
What do you know about Marnie, and why do you want to date her?
What would your most recent ex-girlfriend say about you? Can we get her E-mail?
Where would you take Marnie on a first date and why?

By Scott Morrow January 23, 2013
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