Lollapalooza 2008, Day 1: A Diverse Collection Of Garbage

Lollapalooza is in full force today, with lines going three blocks strong. Today is completely sold out, with 75,000 attendees expected ($80 one-day tickets are still available for Saturday and Sunday). We’ve done you a favor and sorted out all of Day One’s artists into this handy guide. Stay tuned for more updates.

Whack Hip Hop
K’Naan
Free Sol
The Cool Kids

Super Shitty Rock
We Go To 11
Suzy Brack and the New Jack Lords
Bang Camaro
The Enemy UK

Corny Music For Alt-Jocks
Black Lips
Gogol Bordello

Horrible Electronic Garbage
Willy Joy
Zebo
James Curd (Greenskeepers)
Million Dollar Mano
Cadence Weapon

Yet More Dance-Punk Bands
Magic Wands
Bloc Party
VHS or Beta
CSS

Probably Fun, But Won’t Make It Into Your iPod
The Paul Green School of Rock
Yeasayer
Black Joe Lewis & the Honeybears
Stephen Malkmus & The Jicks

Sleepy Singer/Songwriters
Sofia Talvik
Duffy
Cat Power

Smarty Pants (But A Bit Boring) Experimental Rock
Holy Fuck
Grizzly Bear

Cool (But Likely Forgettable) Indie Rock
Butch Walker

Fuck You White Stripes For Giving Us:
The Parlor Mob
The Raconteurs

Children’s Music (WTF?)
The Terrible Twos

If Coldplay Is One of Your Favorite Bands
Your Vegas